Signs

Here are some signs and notices written in "English" that were discovered throughout the world.

1. In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not read notis.

2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

3. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

4. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

5. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.

6. In an Athens hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.

7. In a Yugoslav hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

8. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

9. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

10. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

11. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.

12. In a Hong Kong dentist's: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

13. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

14. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.

15. In a Tokyo bar; Special cocktails for ladies with nuts.

16. On a Moscow hotel bedroom door: If this is your first visit to Russia, you are welcome to it.

17. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

18. In the office of a Rome doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.